Oz’s House of the Evil Dead

Well, since CCP has now opened up CSM to unlimited terms, I’ve nominated myself again. Some other names in the ppol this time include Mynxee and Roc Wieler – should be a fun campaign.

My app text is below:

Two Jita park spammers go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.
Two jita park spammers go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

Guess who’s back, back again,
Ozzy’s back, tell a friend
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back…

I’ve created a monsta, ’cause nobody wants to see Omber Zombie no more,
they want Ozzy, I’m chopped liver
Well, if you want Ozzy, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart the CSM quicka
Then a shock when I get shocked at the office
By the doctor when I’m not cooperating
When I’m rockin’ the table while he’s economicating

“Hey!” You waited this long to stop debating
‘Cause I’m back, I’m on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Mrs. Richardson
But your husband’s heart problem is complicating
So the SCC won’t let me be,
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on Eve-TV
But it feels so empty without me.

So come on dip, pods on your lips
Jump back, Jiggle a hip, and wiggle a bit,
And get ready ’cause this CSM’s about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, “Frack you Grimmi!”

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just vote for me
‘Cause we need a little controversy,
‘Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just vote for me
‘Cause we need a little controversy,
‘Cause it feels so empty without me

I think that should get the message across…

CSM 1 Alternate
CSM 2 Secretary
CSM 3 Vice-Chair